Dress Shoes

"Perfect Shoe Fit" is impossible and "correct shoe" fit is improbable.

─ Doctor William Rossi, Author of "Leather & Shoes" article

A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined.

I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.

I had always wanted to go to the Navy. As a young kid, I was intrigued by a Naval Officer with the beautiful brown shoes and sharp gold wings.

That's absurd. Vance is very well dressed, but I buy all my suits at Paul Stuart, I tie my own bow ties (silk!) and I'm the only person wearing two-toned spectator shoes. Case Closed.

A low trick I hate to stoop to is tying and untying my shoelaces. It seems to fascinate audiences probably because so many women in the audience have their shoes off, or wish they did.

I used to play one job and have 125 pair of shoes on the floor. What was I doing? I couldn't wear but one pair.

A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. So it is with those whose fortune does not suit them.

─ Horace, Greek Poet