What if I say these Mary Janes pumps are with fairytale or childish design like Manolo and shoewawa say? Yeah Miu Miu Tea Cup Mary Jane Platform pumps even look like a knight's outfit and perhaps a drama troop shoes (blame those golden metallic colors if you hate the thought).

Metallic trim and strange tea cup handle on the heel are kind of cute, so fabulous and funky too. You can pre-order them in both read and black at Saks for $695. Maybe too big a rate for a Tea Cup...Oh...sorry...it's a Tea Cup Mary Jane! Let me take a sip again.